
Our faithful little mascot, Douche Bag, hunting for rats. She was a joy to
watch and we all loved her. Woe be to the individual who tried to harm her. Rats
would get into the ration CONEX and multiply, eating the rice. When they got too
many, we'd let Douche Bag inside, close the door, and the fight was on. It might
take several minutes but she would kill them all. She'd come out with a smile on
her face and we'd praise and pet her, then she'd go lie down and lick her
wounds.